ride the lightning.

sabriel-otp:

To the anon that sent me the link to this on Amazon, I clicked 1-click ordering so fast I’m surprised I didn’t break my mouse.


I’m a major sucker for tea, especially loose leaf blends and I am so friggin’ happy right now. Thank you for showing me!! (X)

a discussion on sexual orientation
me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
professor: *overhears from front of class*
professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
me: ....
me: ....
me: ....
professor: it should be polyerosy
i-add-nostrils:

Blue Demon Sherlock ♔

i-add-nostrils:

Blue Demon Sherlock ♔

i-add-nostrils:

Pink Angel John for my Blue Demon Sherlock (x)

i-add-nostrils:

Pink Angel John for my Blue Demon Sherlock (x)

i-add-nostrils:

(first entry to letsdrawsherlock challenge ^^)
Here’s my Demonlock/Winglock AU! Meet Blue Demon Sherlock and Pink Angel John.

i-add-nostrils:

(first entry to letsdrawsherlock challenge ^^)

Here’s my Demonlock/Winglock AU! Meet Blue Demon Sherlock and Pink Angel John.

I don’t love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful.
Natalie Portman (via quotethat)

.. what have I done?

quamraeros:

pr1nceshawn:

The Photos Disney Characters Would Take If They Had Instagram Accounts by Simona Bonafini.

Hercules won

mishasminions:

CASTIEL LIKES TO BOOP

allabitofablur:

0-memento-mori-0:

glassbottledemon:

smartinis:

i remember until i was ten, i spelt ‘satin’ like ‘satan’ and i went to a christian school and they called my parents because i wrote ‘satan is soft like a bunny’ and they wanted the priest to talk to me

Satan is glad you appreciate the effort.

Satan uses Garnier Fructis to lock in moisture.

I JUST LOST MY SHIT

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mamalaz:

assvengers:

"…is that a cardboard cutout of Thor?"

"HE HAD A THING NOW DO YOU WANT THE DAMN DORITO OR NOT"

omg im gomen this stopped being funny after i had more than two hours of sleep but it’s been on my hard drive since i saw iron man 3 so i quickly finished and posted it

Ditto for the Winter Soldier. Tony, Bruce, Clint and cardboard Thor were just playing doubles ping pong or something while Shield exploded

"Hey, is that Steve falling out of that helicarrier?"

"That shit looks crazy. Hey, Thor, it’s your serve!"

silverrumrunner:

onlinewifey:

A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care

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